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21st May 2015, 07:55 AM #1
Great Golfing
The golfing world is celebrating a new invention that
promises to revolutionize the sport.
The new device that is receiving so much attention is
called the 'bee nut.'
It is a fastening attachment that allows players to adjust
the heads on their clubs to any angle, saving the need to
carry a bagful of clubs.
Thus, for example, a player can use the same club to putt
or get out of the sand trap.
Genius!
Golf clubs with this modification are selling quickly, and
players partaking golfing picnics, so they can try their
new...'bee-nut putter sand wedge.'Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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21st May 2015, 10:10 AM #2
I can't top that
... but Vegie might.Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.
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21st May 2015, 11:51 AM #3
Me thinks Ma might as well !!
Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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21st May 2015, 03:07 PM #4
As would promite (not an amateur)
pker
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21st May 2015, 05:06 PM #5
worst dad joke ever.
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21st May 2015, 06:35 PM #6“After all these years, it’s still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.”I'm doing my May Challenge - I may or may not give a #*c&
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22nd May 2015, 12:12 PM #7GOLD MEMBER
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I think you blokes are just trying to butter Roger up.
Regards,
Bob
Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.
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22nd May 2015, 09:06 PM #8GOLD MEMBER
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A Kraftsman like Roger does not need buttering up.
CP
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22nd May 2015, 09:10 PM #9
It just Bega's belief that grown men can be so corny
The person who never made a mistake never made anything
Cheers
Ray
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