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Thread: A newborn baby?
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9th November 2012, 03:40 PM #1
A newborn baby?
Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement home were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turned to the other and said: 'Bill, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?'
Bill said, 'I feel just like a newborn baby.'
'Really!? Like a newborn baby?'
'Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.”
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