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    Default On the way to Grandmas.

    About 65 years ago we went to visit Grandma and Grandpa, we were on a gravel road, just through an intersection and we got a puncture. After Dad changed the wheel Mum looked at him and said "didn't you see the sign warning of a fork in the road?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by boringgeoff View Post
    about 65 years ago we went to visit grandma and grandpa, we were on a gravel road, just through an intersection and we got a puncture. After dad changed the wheel mum looked at him and said "didn't you see the sign warning of a fork in the road?"
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    That's nearly as bad as a dip in the road.
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    Well may you waste valuable time using the Groan button 2rRs, but I'll have you know that joke and the one about Grandmas biscuits are family heirlooms. My mothers old Aunt Dolly loved jokes and I remember her telling those when I was very young and I thought they were hilarious at the time.
    My advise to you two and any other Groaners out there is to tell a joke that is funnier.
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