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26th February 2008, 08:16 PM #1
Greek v. Italian
A Greek and an Italian were sitting in a Starbucks one day discussing who had the superior culture.
Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, "We have the Parthenon!"
Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replied, "Well, we have the Coliseum!!"
The Greek retorted, "It was we Greeks who gave birth to advanced mathematics."
The Italian, nodded agreement, and said, "But, it was WE; who built theRoman Empire ."
And so on and so on, until the Greek came up with what he thought would end the discussion.
With a flourish of finality, he said, "It was we GREEKS who invented sex!"
The Italian replied, "That is true, but it was us ITALIANS who introduced it to the women."
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