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    Default A few GROANERS

    I lived in a houseboat for a while, and started seeing the girl next door.
    Eventually we drifted apart.


    My boyfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of his Honda Civic.
    I refused. If I'm going to have sex, it is going to be on my own Accord.


    A man tried to sell me a coffin today.
    I told him, that's the last thing I need.


    The neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs.
    We had been his customers for 8 years. We had no idea he was a barber.


    100 years ago everyone had a horse and only the rich had cars. Nowadays everyone has a car and only the rich have horses.
    Oh how the stables have turned.


    My boyfriend was dying. I was by his bedside when he said something with a weak voice, "There's something I must confess."
    "Shhh" I said "There's nothing to confess. Everything is alright."
    "No, I must die in peace" he said, "I had sex with your sister, your best friend and your co-worker."
    "I know" I whispered, "That's why I poisoned you... Now close your eyes."


    Did you hear about McDonald's trying to get into the high end steakhouse market?
    It was a Big McSteak.
    To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

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    OMG, I now have to lay down, gasp, groan, moan, sniff.
    Crocy.

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    Crickey Kryan, on a score of 1 to 10, Bobby's depression is now officially off the chart

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    Told ya they was GROANERS
    To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

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