Two elderly Wal-Mart greeters were sitting on a bench at the entry way when one turns to the other and says, "Slim, I'm 73 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age, How do you feel?"

Slim says, "I feel just like a newborn baby."

Really. Like a newborn baby?"

"Yep. No hair, no teeth and I think I just wet my pants."