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  1. 18th September 2013, 10:34 PM #1
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    Default There was this guy

    There was this guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine who was very pretty and he liked her a lot. One day he went to work to find a new girl had started.
    Her name was Clearly and she was absolutely gorgeous. He became quite besotted with her and after a while it became obvious that she was interested in him too.
    But this guy was a loyal man and he wouldn't do anything with Clearly while he was still going out with Lorraine.
    He decided that there was nothing for it but to break up with her and get it on with the new girl.
    He planned several times to tell Lorraine but he couldn't bring himself to do it. One day they went for a walk along the river bank when Lorraine slipped and fell into the river.
    The current carried her off and she drowned. The guy stopped for a moment by the river and then ran off smiling and ...
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    "I can see Clearly now Lorraine has gone"
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  3. 19th September 2013, 03:13 PM #2
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  4. 22nd September 2013, 05:29 PM #3
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    Fenderbelly, I'm going to have to come over there soon, and TRY to teach you something about jokes, that was SICK.
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  5. 23rd September 2013, 11:26 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by KBs PensNmore View Post
    Fenderbelly, I'm going to have to come over there soon, and TRY to teach you something about jokes, that was SICK.
    I was over your way last year, house boat, we moored beside the Bunyip
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  6. 23rd September 2013, 03:21 PM #5
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    WHAT and you didn't let me know, I would have dropped in to meet you or you could have come over.
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