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    I took the dog for a walk last night and he ran off. I spent hours searching before I gave up and went home and told the wife. "You should look harder," she said.
    So I shaved my head and got a tattoo but I still can't find the little beggar.
    Pete

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    Moved to the GROAN department.

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    Quote Originally Posted by verawood View Post
    Moved to the GROAN department.
    There was no charge for this joke. If you want quality, you'll have to pay.

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    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    Here I am thinking that some unusual KIWI beer is having quite an influence on the quality of these jokes.😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
    Rgds,
    Crocy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Croc View Post
    Here I am thinking that some unusual KIWI beer is having quite an influence on the quality of these jokes.😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
    Rgds,
    Crocy.
    Not the beer Crocy. It must be the bathtub gin I made during lockdown.
    Pete

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