Horse rider

**Allan at Wallan** · 21st August 2007, 12:38 AM

A lady in her fifties believed she had finally plucked
up enough courage to ride a horse. This was to be
her day of glory and asked a few friends to come
and watch this great event.

She was no sooner on the horse when she began to
slip a little. A couple of moments later she pannicked
and began calling for help. As she began her slide
from the saddle her friends offered no comfort as they
laughed until tears came from their eyes.

There she was clinging on bravely, one foot in the
stirrup and clutching at the horse's mane. Finally one
of her friends came to her rescue.

She went into Safeways and got the manager to come
out and turn off the switch.

Allan

______________________________________________

I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.

**munruben** · 21st August 2007, 02:48 PM

Allan ! you been sniffing the sawdust again,

**K_S** · 21st August 2007, 04:26 PM

Anyone know where Als joke switch is

**Grunt** · 21st August 2007, 04:41 PM

Just when you think the jokes can't get any lamer...

**Barry Hicks** · 21st August 2007, 05:59 PM

Never mind the sawdust Munruben, I think Allan has been sniffing the glue and I don't mean PVA.

Barry Hicks

**Allan at Wallan** · 22nd August 2007, 02:20 PM

Oh, you gotta laugh dontcha!

I think I will have to change my user name
to "Pimple" because everyone wants to pick
on me.

Where would we be without a sense of humour?

Allan

__________________________________________

I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.

**Gra** · 22nd August 2007, 02:36 PM

come on pimple you know we all love you..

**munruben** · 22nd August 2007, 03:20 PM

Originally Posted by Alan at Wallan

Where would we be without a sense of humour?
Allan

Thats what its all about Allan

Keep 'um coming

**NCArcher** · 22nd August 2007, 03:36 PM

Here's one for you Allan,

What do you call a monkey in a mine field???

A BaBOOM

**Allan at Wallan** · 22nd August 2007, 08:50 PM

Originally Posted by NCArcher

Here's one for you Allan,

What do you call a monkey in a mine field???

Should I respond to the answer with "boom boom?"

Good one anyway - keep 'em coming.

Allan

__________________________________________

I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.

A BaBOOM

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