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  1. 24th August 2007, 10:57 AM #1
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    Default Howard visits nursing home

    John Howard visiting a nursing home for the elderly in Sydney stops, when a very old female resident of the home calls out to him. "Hey mister, could you run my bath this morning, I haven't had my bath today" The prime Minister walks over to the old lady and sticks his face close up to her face so she could see him clearly and says "Lady, do you know who I am?" and the old dear replies, "No, but if you ask matron I am sure she will tell you"
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    Cheers John
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    Yes John,

    That was worth a giggle and just hope
    no one thinks I am making fun of the folks
    in the nursing home.

    Allan

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    ... but just hope I am not there at the time.
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    Sounds like my mother - only she isn't in a nursing home yet - just driving me nuts.
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