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  1. 24th September 2007, 09:48 PM #1
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    A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in- law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs. awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother. The hunter picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to look for her. In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon a chilling sight: the mother-in-law was backed up against a thick, impenetrable bush, and a large male lion stood facing her. The wife cried, "What are we going to do?" "Nothing," said the husband. "The lion got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it."
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  3. 24th September 2007, 11:07 PM #2
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    the Mane punch line being if your mother in-law thinks she queen take her to meet the king of the jungle
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    Quote Originally Posted by wheelinround View Post
    the Mane punch line being if your mother in-law thinks she queen take her to meet the king of the jungle
    Well you never know your luck in a big jungle.

    Actually in all honesty, My mother in law and me understand each other quite well In fact there is nothing I wouldn't do for her and theres nothing she wouldn't do for me, and thats how it is. we do nothing for each other.
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    Off target but amazing video on youtube. search 'water buffalo' then 'kruger' its a battle between lions, crocs and water buffalo.
    I would love to grow my own food, but I can not find bacon seeds
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    ^ ^ I saw that the other week on channel nine's youtube show.

    Amazing piece of footage!!! It even had a happy ending (for the water buffalo anyway).

    They certainly had to be in the right place at the right time.

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