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    Default Hurry Up!

    A Allan and his wife interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist.

    "I want a tooth pulled, and I don't want Novocain because I'm in a
    big hurry," the wife said. "Just extract the tooth as quickly as
    possible, and we'll be on our way."

    The dentist was quite impressed. "You're certainly a courageous
    woman," he said. "Which tooth is it?"

    The wife turned to Allan and said, "Show him your sore tooth, dear."
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    When I told her about a "sore tooth" I was
    really talking about "saw tooth" sharpening.

    Allan

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