Thread: Husband in Prison
21st Aug 2019, 10:10 PM #1GOLD MEMBER
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- Murray Bridge SA
Husband in Prison
A blonde woman visits her Husband in prison.
Before leaving she tells the Corrections Officer:
"You shouldn't make my Husband work like that.
The Officer laughs and says,
Are you kidding? He just eats and sleeps and stays in his cell".
The Wife replies, "Rubbish! He's just told me he's
been digging a tunnel for months!!"
21st Aug 2019, 10:20 PM #2
Looks like he was digging towards a vacant lot....The person who never made a mistake never made anything
22nd Aug 2019, 12:38 PM #3
Funny when I listed new posts angry wife and husband in prison came up one after the other...I'm just a startled bunny in the headlights of life. L.J. Young.
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