Thread: The Indian

The Indian that needed toilet paper.

There's this Indian that needs toilet paper and goes into the trading post to get some.

Indian: Me need toilet paper.

Clerk: Well, we carry three brands, White Cloud, Charmin and the no-name brand. What roll would you like?

Indian: White Cloud sound like Indian name, me take roll of White Cloud.

Clerk: White cloud sells for $2.00 a roll. That will be $2.00 chief.

Indian: $2.00 too much, me don't have much money. How much Charmin toilet paper?

Clerk: Charmin is $1.00 a roll.

Indian: That still too much. How much is no-name toilet paper?

Clerk: 25 cents a roll.

Indian: Me take roll no-name toilet paper.

So the Indian takes the toilet paper back to his teepee uses it and goes back to the trading post.

Indian: Me have name for no-name toilet paper.

Clerk: And what would that be?

Indian: Me call it "John Wayne" toilet paper.

Clerk: "John Wayne" toilet paper, why do you call it that name?

Indian: Because it rough, it tough and it take no **** off Indian.