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12th January 2013, 07:47 PM #1
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Indian indeces
There were three Indian squaws. One slept on a deer skin, one slept on an elk skin, and the third slept on a hippopotamus skin. All three became pregnant. The first two each had a baby boy. The one who slept on the hippopotamus skin had twin boys. This just goes to prove that the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.
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13th January 2013, 10:21 AM #2
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13th January 2013, 11:05 AM #3
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You must be an indian too Paul - you're brave to post that
(We really do need a "groan" emoticon don't we?)Cheers, Bob the labrat
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13th January 2013, 12:25 PM #4
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I think it is just as well Pythagoras is no longer with us. Would he have seen the funny side of it and which of the three would that have been
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13th January 2013, 12:39 PM #5
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Very funny
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13th January 2013, 01:52 PM #6
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Good question - I hadn't thought of that angle.
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Bob
I think it is just as well Pythagoras is no longer with us. Would he have seen the funny side of it and which of the three would that have been ?
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13th January 2013, 02:08 PM #7
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I suppose only the deer and elk skins were tanned?
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13th January 2013, 04:17 PM #8
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I think that might have been right with the skins over a certain size. Even the indigenous americans were entering a period of bureaucracy where red tape prevailed over reason. To get permission to tan a hide of hippo proportions the paperwork had to be sined and cosined. Originally Posted by mic-d
(Where'd you hide that groan emoticon Bob?)
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13th January 2013, 06:36 PM #9
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That is either an obtuse, or an acute way of looking at it. Originally Posted by Bushmiller
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13th January 2013, 07:10 PM #10
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Guess you cant have your π and eat it!
Also goes to show that without geometry life would be pointless.
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13th January 2013, 07:41 PM #11
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Still can't find the groan but after reading the last few posts this one may now be appropriate........
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13th January 2013, 08:03 PM #12
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13th January 2013, 09:05 PM #13
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No.!. No.!. No.!. What have I done? I've created a monster.
Anybody else wanting to post a pun worthy of Bob's emoticon may do so after forwarding a suitable bribe to me. A try square, engineer's square, combination square or similar, but preferably all of a superior quality like Colen Clenton's tools or our own Ian Wilkie
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13th January 2013, 10:30 PM #14
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Do you mean try squaw, engineers squaw etc etc
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13th January 2013, 10:36 PM #15
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If he means that then, three squaws in a triangle makes a geometrical oddity. Originally Posted by Pac man
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I liked that one.
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