If you can start the day without caffeine,

If you can get going without pep pills,

If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,

If you can resist complaining andboring people with your troubles,

If you can eat the same food everyday and be grateful for it,

If you can understand when your lovedones are too busy to give you any time,

If you can take criticism andblame without resentment,

If you can resist treating a rich friendbetter than a poor friend,

If you can conquer tensionwithout medical help,

If you can relax without liquor,

If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,



...Then You Are ProbablyThe Family Dog!