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  1. 14th May 2010, 04:19 PM #1
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    Default insult of the day

    swmbo and I went to the Brookfield show this morning for a bit of an outing to watch the pony club girls compete. On the way there I pointed out, sort of questioningly, that my hat had developed two holes on the top. Quick as a flash she asked whether that's where my horns were coming through? The bloody cheek.

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  3. 14th May 2010, 05:15 PM #2
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    Or...the sniper she hired is a really bad shot!!
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    well at least she didn't say "So that's where your brain's been escaping from"
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    so pray tell us what bought that on ,forget something important ????ha ha ha.
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    well I shoulda told her all I see at the show are four-legged glue pots

    (I didn't really, they are beautiful creatures)

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  7. 14th May 2010, 06:39 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by mic-d View Post
    well I shoulda told her all I see at the show are four-legged glue pots

    (I didn't really, they are beautiful creatures)

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    Michael
    It's a pity they can't just secret a little glue each day - a bit like a milk cow. It would be worth keeping one tethered out the front of the shed.
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    I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.

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  8. 14th May 2010, 06:48 PM #7
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    I bet those ponies performed way beyond their normal abilities when they saw Wouldwood casting his sticky eye over them
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