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Problems with International Time Differences
One of the Russian Ambassadors went to President Putin and told him he'd like to resign.
"Why?" Putin asked him.
"Well, Mr. President, I can't take these time differences! I fly to another city, call home and everyone is asleep, I last woke you up at 4 in the morning, but I thought it was only evening. I call Angela Merkel to congratulate her on her birthday and she tells me she had it yesterday. I wish the Chinese President a happy New Year and he says it will be tomorrow."
"Those are just minor inconveniences." Replies Putin. "Do you remember when that Polish plane crashed, killing their president? I called them to express my condolences, but the plane hadn't taken off yet!"To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
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