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    Default Investment advice

    If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

    With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.

    With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

    If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left.

    But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer/wine one year ago, drank all the beer/wine and then turned in the cans/bottles for the recycling refund in S.A, you would have earned $214.00.

    Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle!
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    I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.


    Regards, Woodwould.

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    hear hear hic

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

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