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  1. 8th November 2009, 07:46 PM #1
    texx
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    Why Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their handguns down through the family.

    An old Italian Mafia Don is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside. "Guido, I wanna you lissina me. I wanna you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."

    "But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"

    "You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe acoupla bambinos."

    "Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man...Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'Time's Up'?"
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  3. 9th November 2009, 12:06 PM #2
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  4. 9th November 2009, 04:19 PM #3
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    Brings to mind the guy who lived next to two beautiful young women who were in a same-sex relationship with each other.

    He was a bit disappointed when they gave him a Rolex for his birthday.
    As he explained, "When they asked me what I wanted for my birthday, this isn't what I meant when I said I wanna watch"
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