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20th January 2010, 04:57 PM #1
Job Hunt
Job Hunt
1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory,
but I got canned. Couldn'tconcentrate.
2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just
couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
3. After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn't suited for it --
mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that
was too exhausting.
5. Then, tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice
to my life, but just didn' t have the thyme.
6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker, but any way
I sliced it... couldn't cut the mustard.
7. My best job was a Musician, but eventually found
I wasn't noteworthy.
8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but didn't
have any patience.
9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. Tried hard but
just didn't fit in.
10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered
I couldn't live on my net income.
11. Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance
Company, but the work was just too draining.
12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I
wasn't fit for the job.
13. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got
a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.
14. My last job was working in Starbucks, but had to quit because
it was the same old grind.
15. SO, I TRIED RetirementAND FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THE
JOB!
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20th January 2010, 08:28 PM #2
My first job was with the Country Roads Board
painting a straight white line down the centre of the highway.
I gave it up after one day ... before I went "around the bend".
My second job was as a parking officer ... it was fine,
then another fine, then another etc.
AllanLife is short ... smile while you still have teeth.
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21st January 2010, 06:30 AM #3Skwair2rownd
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Wanred to be a shearer but dad talked me out of it. Said it was a baaastatrd of a job.
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21st January 2010, 11:37 AM #4
My first job was an elevator operator. was okay but had its ups and downs.
Reality is no background music.
Cheers John
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23rd January 2010, 04:20 PM #5GOLD MEMBER
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Worked in sales at DJ's (women's apparel) until one lady told me the dress needed a belt in the back.
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23rd January 2010, 11:02 PM #6
will pay all of these.
Cheers Fred
The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with the light on.
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24th January 2010, 08:19 PM #7GOLD MEMBER
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Worked for a locksmith who asked me to make a bolt for the door. So I did and never came back!
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