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  1. #1
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    Default John's neighbour at Munruben

    John's neighbour has just returned after serving overseas
    with the military for five years.

    He was surprised to find his wife had recently had a baby
    so he enquired as to who the father was. He asked, "Was it
    my mate Wally?" and she answered "No".
    "Well then, was it my friend Stan?" and she answered "No".
    "Was it my other mate Ronnie?", he asked and once again
    she answered "No".

    "C'mon", he demanded, "Which of my mates was it?"

    She answered, "None of them, don't you think I have any
    friends of my own".

    Allazn

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    I once stole a calendar ... and got 12 months.

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    Well I was just being neighbourly. thought I would take care of things for him.
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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    Quote Originally Posted by munruben View Post
    Well I was just being neighbourly. thought I would take care of things for him.
    Someone told me you didn't like him and
    that you "had it in for him".

    Allan

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    Sounds like a grudge pregnancy - someone has had it in for him.

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    John just poking fun again

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