31st Dec 2019, 07:50 PM #1GOLD MEMBER
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This joke won the best joke award
An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles, put them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work."
The German doctor says: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."
The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."
The Australian doctor laughs: "You all are behind us. Five years ago, we took a man with no brains, no heart, and no balls and made him Prime Minister. Now, the whole country is looking for work!"
This particular joke actually won an award for the best joke in a competition held in Britain.To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
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