Thread: This is not a joke about Zed

A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a

little lizard walks past and looks up and says to the

monkey "hey! what are you doing?"

The monkey says "smoking a joint, come up and have

some." So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to

the monkey and they have a few joints.

After a while the little lizard says his mouth is

'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river.

The little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far

over and falls into the river. A Crocodile sees this

and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to

the side, then asks the little lizard, "whats the

matter with you?" The little lizard explains to the

crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the

monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into

the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks

into the jungle, finds the tree where the monkey is

sitting, finishing a joint, and he looks up and says

"hey you!"

The Monkey looks down and says "faaaaarrrrk

dude.......how much water did you drink?!!"