Thread: Here are a few jokes to get you into the season.

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claustrophobia!

What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?
Freeze a jolly good fellow

Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can 'ho ho ho'!

What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas?
Twerky

What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar?
He got 25 days!

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson!

What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A broken drum, you just can't beat it!

What did Santa say to the smoker?
Please don't smoke, it's bad for my elf!

What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps!

How do snowmen get around?
By icicle!

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy!

What athlete is warmest in winter?
A long jumper!

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Tinsilitis!

Why are Christmas Trees like bad knitters?
They keep loosing their needles!

What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!

Why did no one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay?
Because they were two deer!