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  1. 28th September 2007, 04:20 PM #1
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    Default Juggling driver?

    A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police. "What are these matches and lighter fluid doing in your car?" asks the cop.

    "I'm a juggler and I juggle flaming torches in my act."

    "Oh yeah?" says the doubtful cop. "Lets see you do it." The juggler gets out and starts juggling the blazing torches masterfully.

    A couple driving by slows down to watch. "Wow," says the driver to his wife. "I'm glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they're giving now!"
    Reality is no background music.
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    Customer : Waiter, do you serve pigs?
    Waiter : Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.


    Lady : Is this my train?
    Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
    Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi
    Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.
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  4. 28th September 2007, 06:09 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by wheelinround View Post
    Customer :
    I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi
    Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.
    Definitely lost that one in the translation.
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  5. 29th September 2007, 02:50 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by chrisb691 View Post
    Definitely lost that one in the translation.
    Nothing lost, it is funny...
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