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  1. 10th September 2007, 10:23 PM #1
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    There was this Karate expert who could break a house brick with just one swipe of his hand aaaaaaaaaaah. Chop! and the brick would smash in two.
    He practiced his technique for years to perfect and eventually it became second nature to him. aaaaaaaaaaah Chop! and the brick would shatter.
    One night he was in a nightclub in the red light district of Kings Cross in Sydney and a gang of bikies picked on the guy and eventually the guy could stand it no longer so he challenged the bikies to a fight.
    Six of the gang charged at him, picked him up and body slammed him through the thick plate glass window.
    The guy sailed through the air for about 4 meters and landed on the pavement outside the club and rolled into the gutter.
    He lay there for some time getting his breath back and opening his eyes, he saw a house brick just half a meter from where he lay...aaaaaaaaaaaah Chop!
    Reality is no background music.
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    John the same standard as Allan i reckon
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    I resemble that remark
    Reality is no background music.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Calm View Post
    John the same standard as Allan i reckon

    Wow, David has put us in the same category John.

    I am delighted to be in such esteemed company and
    trust I can maintain your high standards.

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    I will do my best Allan and I know you have a terrific supply of great jokes.
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