Thread: Kiwi's + one extra

NEW ZEALAND TALK
FOR BIST EFICT, RID THESE OUT ALOUD!!!

Milburn - Capital of Victoria
Peck - I'm packing a suitcase
aside - Chemical which terminates insects
Pigs - Hang out washing with
Pump - To act as agent for prostitute
Pug - Large animal
Nin tin dough - Computer game
Munner stroney - soup
Min - Male of the species
Mess Kara - eye makeup
Mckennock - person who fixes cars
Mere - Mayor
Leather - foam produced from soap
Lift - To leave
Kiri Pecker - Famous australian businessman
Kittle crusps - Potato chips
Key tongue - ex OZ prime minister
Ken's - Cairns
Jumbo - pet name for Jimmy Connors (tennis player)
Jungle bills - xmas carol
Inner me - enemy
Guess - Vapour
Fush - marine creatures
Fitter cheney - type of pasta
Ever cardeau - Avocado
Fear hear - blonde
Ear - mix of nitrogen and oxygen
Ear roebucks - exercise at the gym
Duffy cult - not easy
Day old chuck - young poultry (not vomit)
Bug hut - popular recording
Bun button - been bitten by insect
Amejen - Visualise


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JAPANESE BANKING NEWS
Following last week's news that Origami Bank had folded,
we are hearing that Sumo Bank has gone belly-up and
that Bonsai Bank plans to cut back some of its branches.
Karaoke Bank is up for sale and is (you guessed it!) going
for a song. Meanwhile, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the
chop. Analysts report that there is something fishy going
on at Sushi Bank, with staff there fearing they may get a
raw deal.