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Thread: Just for Kryn's "Groan Button"
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12th May 2017, 09:40 AM #1
Just for Kryn's "Groan Button"
• The trouble with trouble is that it starts out as fun.
• One of the side benefits of forgetting names and faces. You keep meeting new people every day.
• I'm not one for buoyancy but whatever floats your boat.
• Young might be beautiful. But old is comfortable.
• Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy ice cream, and that's close enough.
• Pet-shop sign: "Please don't say 'no' until you look the puppy in the eye."
• Driving to a new restaurant, Jill took several wrong turns. When she finally found the right road, she asked her husband, "Why didn't you tell me I was lost?"
"I thought you knew where you were going," he replied. "You always know where you're going when I'm driving."
• There was a woman who sent ten different puns to friends, in the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
• My wife doesn't care what I do when I'm away. As long as I don't enjoy myself.Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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No GROAN button needed for these, mate. Enjoyed all of them.
KrynTo grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
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