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  1. 3rd March 2022, 06:19 PM #1
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    A lady of the night was up before the Judge, who asked her, "So when did you realise that you were raped?"
    The lady of the night, wiping a way a tear answered, "When the cheque bounced!!"
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    I don't know whether to laugh or cry.😳
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    Is that from "Catch Me if You Can"?
    As Frank Abagnale would say, they both got screwed.
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    Two ladies of the night were approached by a photographer, who asked if he gould take some photos of them. After they agreed, the photographer went and set up his camera. After he'd fiddled with it for a while and still hadn't taken any photos, one of the girls went and asked him what was the delay. She returned to her colleague and told her "He wants to focus."

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