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26th June 2010, 12:56 PM #1
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Las Vegas
When I was on my honeymoon in the Crown Casino, we had been doing very
badly at the casino tables.
The I told the bride, "I have a hunch that I can turn our luck around if
I go down to the casino alone."
Once in the casino, I put a dollar into each of two slot
machines. I hit the jackpot on both of them and walked away
with $10,000. I then played blackjack for a couple of hours
until I had $50,000 in chips. Next, I played poker and upped
his winnings to $100,000.
I was about to cash in my chips when I got a hunch that my
luck hadn't run out. So I took all my money and placed it on
Black at the roulette table, hoping to double my money. The
ball landed on Double Zero.
I returned to my room. The bride asked, "How did you do?"
I shrugged and said, "I lost two dollars."Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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26th June 2010, 01:37 PM #2
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Not bad little trouble following playing with your money and his though
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27th June 2010, 10:21 AM #3
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I used to occasionally take a bus load of pensioners to the
Casino in Melbourne for a day out.
With any new group I would announce, "You know the Casino
is a bad place. The other day I brought a man home on the
bus who had a million dollars in his pocket".
The passengers would say, "But that was good".
I would then say, "Not really, when I took him there in the
morning he had two million dollars".
AllanLife is short ... smile while you still have teeth.
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30th June 2010, 04:04 PM #4rrich Guest The Secret
The secret to making a million dollars in the cabinet making business? Easy! Just start with two million dollars. (Yes it really works.)
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30th June 2010, 05:11 PM #5
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The secret to make a small fortune....is to start with a big fortune
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18th July 2010, 11:54 PM #6
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....................and then elect a labor government
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