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    Default Letter to G Dubbya...

    After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama is still alive", Osama himself decided to send George W a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game. Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a coded message: 370HSSV-0773H. Bush was baffled, so he typed it out and emailed it to Colin Powell. Colin and his aides had no clue either so they sent it to the CIA. No one could solve it so it went to the NSA and then to MIT and NASA And the Secret Service. Eventually they asked Britain's MI6 for help. They cabled the White House: "Tell the President he is looking at the message upside down
    Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.

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    This is what our PM received.

    "3LVW IVP,6"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wongo
    This is what our PM received.

    "3LVW IVP,6"
    OK you got me Wongo, Is Johnnys message in Greek as well as upside down?

    HH.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HappyHammer
    OK you got me Wongo, Is Johnnys message in Greek as well as upside down?

    HH.
    Hello friend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Termite
    Hello friend.
    :confused: :confused: :confused: Nope can't see it....:confused:
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    Quote Originally Posted by HappyHammer
    :confused: :confused: :confused: Nope can't see it....:confused:
    Sorry for the interuption but somebody broke the forum and we had to wait until it was glued back together again, superglue I think.

    G dai mate.

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    C'mon MATE - you must be able to work out the second word at least MATE!

    And that should be enough of a clue to work out the first word, even with it's inventive spelling.

    Cheers MATE,
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    Inventive? Thats how all kids spell these days.
    Boring signature time again!

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    OK I'm there, kicking and screaming but I made it...

    [Ed - What a dunce!!]
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    me too...........took a while though.
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    :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

    Glad I am not prime minister
    I try and do new things twice.. the first time to see if I can do it.. the second time to see if I like it
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brudda
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    Just spoke to Osama and he is sorry about the spelling. He could not find an English letter that looks like “Y” when it is upside down. After all this is the “Woodies Jokes” forum.

    iii >lJom 3Wos op plnoHs I

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    Some what?
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    I sHould do some WorK !!!

    and you too

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