I know it's been around a while but...

Paddy and Mick had been riding pushbikes around their country town and Paddy decided to ride all the way to Dublin and back- 100km!

Well he did it. And when Mick asked him what Dublin was like , Paddy answered,

' You wouldn't believe it. At the intersections to stop accidents, they have these traffic lights. Red means you have to stop. Green means we can go straight through. But they don't give the protestants much of a go!'

CP