Thread: Little boat

A man fell overboard from his little boat and was thrashing around in the water when another boat pulled up. "Jump in," shouted the boater. "We'll save you."
"No", cried the drowning man, "God will save me."


The scene was repeated twice more, before a helicopter finally arrived and hovered over him. Once again, the man refused help on the same grounds ... God would save him.
The man finally drowned and as he crossed the Pearly Gates he gazed into God's eyes with obvious confusion.


"I placed my faith in you and you let me drown," he complained.
"Let you drown?", exclaimed God. "I sent three boats and a helicopter."