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    Default A little girl's valentine

    Little Melissa came home from first grade and told her father that they
    learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's Day is for
    a Christian Saint and we're Jewish," she asked, "will God get mad at me for
    giving someone a valentine?"

    Melissa's father thought a bit, then said "No, I don't think God would get
    mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?"

    "Osama Bin Laden," she answered

    "Why Osama Bin Laden," her father asked in shock.

    "Well," she replied, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could
    have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that
    maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if
    other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone
    a
    lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much
    he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore."

    Her father's heart swelled and he looked at his daughter with newfound
    pride.

    "Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."

    "I know," Melissa said, "and once that gets him out in the open, the
    Marines
    could blow the crap out of him."
    If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck and looks like a duck then it's a friggin duck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baz
    and once that gets him out in the open, the
    Marines could blow the crap out of him."
    Why not just send a sewercide bomber :eek: :eek:
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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