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30th January 2015, 12:36 PM #1
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Consultant
I was on the computer in my home office when my eight-year-old son
asked what I did for a living.
"I'm a consultant," I said.
"What's a consultant?"
"It's someone who watches people work and then tells them how they
could do it better."
"We have people like that in my class," he said, "but we call them pests."Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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31st January 2015, 04:54 PM #2rrich Guest
As a former consultant, I used to say:
If you can't do, teach.
If you can't teach, consult.
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31st January 2015, 06:39 PM #3
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a person who asks to borrow your watch so they can tell you the time
Originally Posted by Rodgera
regards from Alberta, Canada
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1st February 2015, 02:11 PM #4
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Those that can't teach.....are in the majority. Originally Posted by rrich
Those that can't teach.....need to go back to school.
Those that can't teach.....probably think that teachers only work from 9-3 and have it good, getting too many holidays, etc.
Those same people, when asked if they would consider teaching as a career, say they wouldn't do it for quids (sorry about the Australian slang, rrich.)
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1st February 2015, 05:36 PM #5rrich Guest
Ah yes, CAG.
I have tried to teach and failed miserably. I understand completely your post.
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