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    Default Will i live to see 90

    I recently had to get a new Doctor, after 2 visits and exhaustive lab tests,

    I was told I was doing fairly well for my age. (I'm almost 80)

    A little concerned about that comment,

    I couldn't resist asking, "Do you think I'll live to be 90"?

    I was asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, drink beer,wine or hard liquor?"

    "Oh no" I replied "I'm not doing drugs either"

    Then was asked "Do you eat rib eye steaks and BBQ'd ribs?"

    I said, "Not much, as my previous doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"

    "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking or bicycling?"

    "No, I don't" I said.

    Was then asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"

    "No" I said...

    The Doctor looked at me and said, "Then, why do you even give a crap"
    To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

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    Because if you don't crap, you die. Well, that is, according to my grandmother; "You don't eat, you don't sh**, you die."

    (BTW, another recycled joke, but this time it was you KB who posted it, in May. Did you turn 85 since the last post? )

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    Thanks CAG, hell my CRAFT disease must be getting worse, that I can't even remember putting that joke on here.
    Kryn
    To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

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