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    Smart thinking.
    The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had
    just gotten married -- for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her
    questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at
    80, and then about her new husband's occupation.
    "He's a funeral director," she answered.
    "Interesting," the newsman thought. He then asked her if she wouldn't mind
    telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for
    a living.
    She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years.
    After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly,
    explaining that she'd first married a banker when she was in her early
    20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, later on a preacher when
    in her 60's, and now in her 80's, a funeral director.
    The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had
    married four men with such diverse careers. She smiled and explained, "I
    married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four
    to go !!!!
    Allan
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    sorry just had a Coffin fit

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    That joke was dead funny.

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    Three to get ready and
    ... "Go, go, go, Allan".

    Good to see you contributing mate

    Allan

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