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  1. 21st June 2012, 10:02 AM #1
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    One day a long long time ago there was a woman who didn't
    Whine, nag or Bitch and moan.


    But it was a long time ago and it was just that one day.
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    Crikey.....glad I just jagged this one......probly giggle all day.....till she finds out why!
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    Quote Originally Posted by fenderbelly View Post
    Disclaimer--The following story does not necessarily reflect the writers views.


    One day a long long time ago there was a woman who didn't
    Whine, nag or Bitch and moan.


    But it was a long time ago and it was just that one day.

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    She was prolly didn't have a bloke annoying her!
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    Quote Originally Posted by tea lady View Post
    She was prolly didn't have a bloke annoying her!
    Hi Tea Lady....are the chestnuts ripe yet at Upway.?????.......used to nick when I went to Gully Tech about a hundred years ago.......I remember it was cold and wet when they were ready to bbq in woodwork class!...........
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    Quote Originally Posted by olbassy View Post
    Hi Tea Lady....are the chestnuts ripe yet at Upway.?????.......used to nick when I went to Gully Tech about a hundred years ago.......I remember it was cold and wet when they were ready to bbq in woodwork class!...........
    Well its cold and wet. Friend was saying the chestnut crop isn't very good this year. Too wet, or not hot enough summer or something.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tea lady View Post
    She was prolly didn't have a bloke annoying her!
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    probly global warming.....cooling.......wotever??????
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    Quote Originally Posted by fenderbelly View Post
    Disclaimer--The following story does not necessarily reflect the writers views.


    One day a long long time ago there was a woman who didn't
    Whine, nag or Bitch and moan.


    But it was a long time ago and it was just that one day.
    I know her, I married her the day after that.

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    .....And bet you 3 pence she's a good woman!.....mines been putting up with me since 1965.....and I'm deaf.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by olbassy View Post
    ......and I'm deaf.......
    Well in that case you'll probably appreciate this joke...

    Why do farts stink?
    So deaf people can enjoy them too
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    Quote Originally Posted by HeadScratcher View Post
    Well in that case you'll probably appreciate this joke...

    Why do farts stink?
    So deaf people can enjoy them too
    ........Crikey, must be blind also.........did not see that one coming either!
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    My nose has been mostly deaf since birth so here's one for me...

    My dog has no nose...
    How does he smell?
    Bloody awful!
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    One bright day in the middle of the nite,....blind, deaf, dumb....and now I cant remember!
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