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    Default YOU HAVE TO LOVE A GOOD NURSE……

    A policeman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix.
    The doctors operated and advised him that all was well, however, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch.




















































    Worried that it might be a second surgery and the doctors hadn't told him about it, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.




















































    Taped firmly across his pubic hair and private parts were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily --- if at all.



















































    Written on the tape in large black letters was the sentence, "Get well soon, from the nurse in the Ford Explorer you pulled over last week





















































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    Methinks one must have been s p a c e d out when this one was scribed
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    You never upset a nurse - they are on the other end of the syringe and needle.
    Tom

    "It's good enough" is low aim

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