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1st June 2016, 11:17 AM #1
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Lovely Girl
An Army driver was chauffeur to a Major who was a notorious
womanizer.
One day, the Major saw a lovely girl. "Turn the car around," he ordered.
The driver promptly stalled the car.
By the time he had re-started it the girl had vanished.
"Driver," said the Major, "you'd be a total loss in an emergency."
"I thought I did pretty well, sir," the driver said.
"That was my girlfriend."Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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