Thread: Lunch Box
14th Jul 2017, 11:33 AM #1
A bricklayer at a construction job routinely complained about the
contents of his lunch box.
"I'm sick and tired of getting the same old thing!" he shouted one day.
"Tonight I'll set my wife straight."
The next day the men could hardly wait until lunchtime to hear what happened.
"You bet I told her off," the bricklayer boasted.
"I said, 'No more of the same old stuff. Be creative!'
We had one heck of a fight, but I got my point across."
He had indeed. In front of an admiring audience, he opened his lunch
box to find that his wife had packed a coconut - and a hammer.Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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Charlie was in his early sixties and had gotten married to a girl much younger than he. Every day he complained about getting a Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich for lunch during the lunch time card game of Hearts. One of the players said, "Charlie you have a nice new wife. Why don't you aske her to make you something different for lunch?" Charlie responded, "She doesn't make my lunch, I do."Rich
When SWMBO said "I won't cook in metric."
The metric system died in the US.