Barry was sitting on the train, reading his
newspaper, when he commented on an item
he had just read.

He said, "Look at this. Scientists have just
invented a machine that can tell if a husband
is telling a lie. Can you imagine that?"

A fellow passenger, John, replied, "Imagine it,
I don't need to. I am married to one".

Allan

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