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10th September 2004, 09:15 AM #16
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43) Eating peanuts by throwing them up in the air and catching them in your mouth
44) Picking the ones that that miss your off of the floor and eating them without checking to see what other dirt you have picked up (probably would be just sawdust anyway)They laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. They're not laughing now.
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10th September 2004, 09:37 AM #17
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45 Jogging home from a vasectomy operation
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10th September 2004, 09:47 AM #18
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46) Trying to think of something witty to say that is funnier than the previous post instead of doing your work.
"I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."
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10th September 2004, 09:57 AM #19
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47 FARTING in bed
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10th September 2004, 05:21 PM #20
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Pongo Wongo :eek:
Originally Posted by Wongo
47 FARTING in bed"If you need a machine today and don't buy it,
tomorrow you will have paid for it and not have it."
- Henry Ford 1938
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10th September 2004, 05:35 PM #21
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49) bouncing home on a Pogo stick after a vasectomy operation. Originally Posted by goat
(I am not prepared to say whether I did or didn't, but got a giggle from the staff in the clinic when I walked into the surgery ready for the big snip, with the said conveyance over my shoulder "for the trip home".)
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10th September 2004, 07:28 PM #22
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50. Packing for a week away on business and only needing a small bag.
51. Packing for a weekend on Mt Panorama and only needing a ute AND a trailor.
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12th September 2004, 01:55 AM #23
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Owning the biggest damn "insert power tool here (but 137cc chainsaw is worth max points straight up)" currently on the market or better yet ever made.
Bruce C.
Yep owned an 090 and me mates gotta 3120 husky.
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13th September 2004, 10:26 PM #24
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Going to the Pambula Market Yesterday, in shorts. Neutered Brass Monkeys everywhere.
DanIs there anything easier done than said?- Stacky. The bottom pub, Cobram.
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13th September 2004, 10:30 PM #25
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Tellin' the muvva'n'law she so big that she needs her own postcode
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The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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13th September 2004, 10:44 PM #26
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Rodgera , this crazy act explains your avtar
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13th September 2004, 10:57 PM #27
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Auugh Gosh!!!!!!! :confused: :confused:
Androgens Order
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The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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14th September 2004, 08:50 AM #28
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Pambula market? Jeez, you know how to have fun, don't you Originally Posted by DanP
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14th September 2004, 10:12 AM #29
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Darren,
The other day I got a new PC at work and it came with a really nice TFT monitor which I've got set to a resolution of 1280 x 1024.
But I'm buggered if I can make out what your new avatar is
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14th September 2004, 10:23 AM #30
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It's a sort of an eagle thing with robot claws swooping down to pluck an ant from the eyeball of the gargoyle which is Mr Zoliparra's balcony. The ant is called Ergates and he is a pet of Bascule the Teller.
HTH
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