Dave didn't come home one night. He had called in at the local pub on his way home from work and met up with a few of his friends. One drink led to another and before you know it the guys have gone out for a night on the town, and boy did they have a ball.. Dave finally came home at 5am.

His wife was furious with him and demanded to know where he had been all night.
Dave told his wife that he had been feeling sick and he had called round at a friends house on his way home to get a couple of headache tablets but had become even more ill so his friend said he could lay down and rest until he felt better."Well" said Dave "I must have fallen asleep and before you know it, I wake up and its 4-30am. so I jumped up and came home straight away darling". Seeing the look on his wifes face Dave hurried off upstairs to the bathroom to get rid of some of the grog he had consumed the night before.

His wife wasn't quite sure Dave was telling the truth so she called her husband's 10 best friends.
Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there.