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    Default Marital Preview?

    A guy brings his best golf mate home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30, after golf. His wife screams her head off while his friend sits open mouthed and listens to the tirade.

    "My bloody hair & makeup are not done, the house is a bloody mess, the dishes aren't done. Can't you see I'm still in my bloody pyjamas and can't be bothered with cooking tonight!

    Why the f*** did you bring him home unannounced you stupid idiot?"

    “Because he’s thinking of getting married..."
    Johnno

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    A woman is like a hand grenade,
    remove the ring and the house is gone!

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