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    Marriage is like a hand at cards.
    When you start you're holding two hearts and a diamond.
    After 20 years you wish you could exchange them for a club and a spade.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lovetoride View Post
    Harsh
    Just clever wordplay.
    Not a reflection of my feelings towards my wife of 50+ years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by woodhutt View Post
    Just clever wordplay.
    Not a reflection of my feelings towards my wife of 50+ years.
    Nor mine. Married 50+ years, only seems like 60.
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    Marriage is grand.
    Divorce is 30 grand!

    Alan...

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