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  1. #1
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    Default Our mate Wongo..... apologies mate!

    Chinese sick leave

    Wongo calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I really
    sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come to work."

    The boss says, "You know something, Wongo, I really need you today.
    When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That
    makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."

    Two hours later wongo calls again. "I do what you say and I feel
    great.
    I be at work soon boss......... You got nice house

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    rotflmfao
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    You nasty piece of work Kris. You very bad man. I no like you. You die you go to hell.

    May your plastic surgery go horribly wrong.
    Visit my website at www.myFineWoodWork.com

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wongo
    You nasty piece of work Kris. You very bad man. I no like you. You die you go to hell.

    May your plastic surgery go horribly wrong.
    don't you mean 'howwibly wong" Wong?
    If you never made a mistake, you never made anything!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Wongo
    You nasty piece of work Kris. You very bad man. I no like you. You die you go to hell.

    May your plastic surgery go horribly wrong.
    Wongo, don't you like your boss wife?


    Peter.

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    Another dish for the other post............Noo Kee
    Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shedhand
    rotflmfao
    me to
    S T I R L O

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sturdee
    Wongo, don't you like your boss wife?


    Peter.
    Peter be nice.
    Scott's boss is woman and her spouse verry ugly.
    Cheers
    Jim

    "I see dumb peope!"

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