Needs Pictures: 0
Picture(s) thanks: 0
Results 1 to 2 of 2
Thread: Maxine 2018
-
2nd January 2019, 06:25 AM #1rrich Guest
Maxine 2018
It's time for a new Maxine Calendar, so here are the jokes from 2018.
January - I like to set out a box of donuts at work to see how many New Year's resolutions I can mess with.
February - The gym is still crowded in February, so I hear.
March - Here's an Irish toast, "Go O'way".
April - Some Easter advice - The bigger the bonnet, the smaller it makes your butt look.
May - We all have that one friend that can make us see life's funny side. Mine is called Margarita.
June - Some workdays I just call in "sick of you people".
July - I love family reunions. I can avoid the whole family at once.
August - August is nature's way of saying, "You were looking too comfortable".
September - I volunteer at the library just so I can shush people.
October - (Picture of Maxine flying on a broom) Take a good look. It's the only time you'll see me holding a broom.
November - It's cute how food labels think that there are eight servings in a pie.
December - Know what I call a house full of family and no arguments? Miracle on my street.
And then there is always the definition of a three layer box of chocolates, breakfast, lunch and dinner.
-
2nd January 2019 06:25 AM # ADSGoogle Adsense Advertisement
-
5th January 2019, 06:02 PM #2
At Christmas time I visit my relatives. No arguments ever as they are in the dead part of town.
Similar Threads
-
Maxine 2017
By rrich in forum WOODIES JOKESReplies: 0Last Post: 9th August 2018, 07:59 AM -
WA Woodshow 2018
By Boringgeoff in forum TIMBER & WORKING WITH WOOD SHOWSReplies: 10Last Post: 5th August 2018, 09:19 AM -
HEADS UP WA Woodshow 2018
By Boringgeoff in forum ANNOUNCEMENTSReplies: 0Last Post: 20th July 2018, 11:53 AM -
Travel 2018
By rwbuild in forum WOODIES JOKESReplies: 0Last Post: 15th May 2018, 09:28 PM -
JJ - Parrot (2018)
By JJF in forum G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourselfReplies: 38Last Post: 5th April 2018, 05:24 AM
Members who have read this thread: 0
There are no members to list at the moment.