Thread: Memories

An 80 year old woman told her doctor that she had
always wanted a baby but was never successful.

Her doctor said that with the latest techniques she
could have one, so she undertook the programme and
a few months later had the baby.

The local newspaper wanted to run a story on it so
rang the old woman and asked could a reporter come
around. The old woman requested that he come
around in about a week.

The reporter arrived but the old lady said, "Wait until
the baby is crying please". The reporter replied that it
would be nicer if he could get a photo of the baby
smiling to add to the story.

She insisted, "Wait until the baby is crying please"
so the reporter asked why.

The old lady replied, "Because I can't remember where
I put it when I got back from the hospital".

Allan

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I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.